So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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