dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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