in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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