It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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