Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
4 words: hood of his car
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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