i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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