bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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