i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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