We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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