Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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