I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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