you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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