belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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