jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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