Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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