We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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