You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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