ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i barfeds in our rink
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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