OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
vagina is talking i cant
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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