i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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