i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You may now shotgun with the bride
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Randomize