I don't think brook has ever known best
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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