Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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