ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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