Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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