i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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