Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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