so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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