I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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