Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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