Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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