I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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