yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like a drive thru vagina
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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