Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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