I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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