Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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