I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Dear god my vagina.
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