She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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