Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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