I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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