we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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