I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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