i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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