Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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