brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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