North Korea, Best Korea!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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