so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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