everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize