Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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