id be glad to
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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