i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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