is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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