Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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